TO POSTIVILY CONTROL
Sex sells. But what if no one’s buying?
Zero erotic capital, massive overheads and crippling debt, my life is one sexual liquidity crisis after another. I’ve had enough. The time has come to admit supply has outstripped demand. My libido is out of control.
Luckily there is a solution. Chemical castration. It’s not cheap, but my personal physician believes he can retard testicular function to pre pubescent levels fairly easily. By administering high doses of Leuprolide™ and radiation therapy he can effectively neuter me. It’s perfectively safe, non invasive and mess free. Best of all, it’s permanent.
All I need is £60,000 and I can get back to living a life of success. Obviously I’m not expecting you personally to pay it all in one go, but I would appreciate a significant contribution. Honestly it’ll be worth every penny. So please, give generously.
The goal: £60,000
Massive doses of hormone suppressing drugs and radiation therapy will permanently destroy the function of Tregaskis’ testis, but keep their pleasing bulbous aesthetics intact. Congratulations, we’ve done our bit to make the world a better place.
Will buy enough Leuprolide™ to significantly reduce Tregaskis’ sexual desire and sterilize him for up to a year.
Tregaskis’ urges are under control for a month.